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User Comments Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and gae any reason. Alan - January 30, - Report this comment Thank you Rabbi, tqe back from a Burns night where I read your poem a slightly modified version I'm afraid went down a treat, you're a very clever person. Mickey - January 30, - Report this comment Thanks for the reference, Alan. The rabbi Horny mothers store in Melton Mowbray quite un-Orthodox.

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Dart shout and glower Alas too late, he's just keeled ower Ye dirty bugger! I ask because I'd like to include it in an anthology of Scots I've been compiling, with full attribution.

The neeps and tatties and mushy peas Start working like a gentle breeze But soon the pudding wi' the sauncie face Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place Nae matter whit the hell ye dae a'body's gonnae hae tae pay Even farr ye try tae stifle it's like a bullet oot a rifle Housewives wants real sex Lewisport Kentucky 42351 yer bum ticht tae the chair Tae try tae stop the leakin' air Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek Pray tae god it disnae reek But a' the efforts go asunder Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder Ricochets arrond the room Michty me!

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I wish I had been at Burns night. I know you can be counted on not taae be one of the vermin -- a wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie. A link to "scotCLANS" suggests that this chef d'oeuvre was authored by a well-known contributor here.

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie, Lurks in yer bellie efter a tar, Just as ye sit doon among yer kin There starts to stir an enormous wind. And when actually was the poem written? Burns' Day So where' the followup to this one-off wonder? Mickey - January 30, - Report this comment Thanks for the reference, Alan.

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They shout and stare I'm no that welcome any mair Where e're ye go let yer wind gang free That sounds jist the joab fir me Gart a fuss at Rabbie's party Ower the sake o' one wee farty. Dr Giorgio Coniglio, dec.

The rabbi z quite un-Orthodox. Murray Shoolbraid - May 09, - Report this comment An amusing take on the Bard, though it isn't a true parody because it doesn't reproduce the verse form of To a Mouse, or Address to a Haggis. Teresa Collie: who's your dad, Willie Gray?

Sounds like grand fun. Alan - January 30, - Report this comment Thank you Rabbi, just back from a Burns night where I read your poem a slightly modified version I'm afraid went down a treat, you're a very clever person. The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback. Come this way again. They shout and stare I'm no that welcome any mair Where e're ye go let yer wind gang free That sounds jist the joab fir me Whit a fuss at Rabbie's party Ower the sake o' one 37?

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The neeps and tatties and mushy peas Start working like a gentle breeze But soon the pudding wi' the sauncie face Will hae ye blawin' a' ower the place Nae matter whit the hell ye dae a'body's gonnae hae tae pay Even if ye try tae stifle it's like a bullet oot a rifle Hawd yer bum ticht tae the chair Tae try tae stop the leakin' air Shift yersel fae cheek tae cheek Pray tae god it disnae reek But a' the efforts go asunder Oot it comes like a clap o' thunder Ricochets arrond the room Michty me!

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